Annoyed...

Many skill-based realty shows are watched in my home.  My roomie & me both like them.  But recently, some of them have begun to seriously annoy us.  Here are some suggestions for contestants on these shows.

1. Do not go on Survivor if:
1. You can't swim
2. You can't start a fire
3. You hate roughing it
4. You despise insects & vermin
2. Do not go on  Big Brother if:
1. You don't like being near other people
2. You are claustrophobic
3. Do not go on Top Chef if:
1. You only cook "insert type" food
2. You don't understand basic culinary terms/tools
4. Do not go on Top Chef: Just Desserts if:
1. You can only work in one sweet medium
2. You aren't current
5. Do not go on Top Shot if:
1. You are only competent in one type of firearm
2. You have the personality of bitter cactus rolled in manure
6. Do not go on Amazing Race  if:
1. You can't drive a standard transmission
2. You are afraid of heights
3. You can't navigate an airport
4. You are an culturally insensitive ass
7. Do not go on  Hell's Kitchen if:
1. You can't handle being yelled at
2. You aren't healthy enough to endure it
8. Do not go on  Expedition Impossible if:
1. You can't read a map
2. You aren't proficient in multiple modes of travel
9. Do not go on  America's Next Top Model if:
1. You can't handle criticism
2. You can't take instruction
3. You can't focus
4. You can't be punctual 
10. Do not go on All American Handyman if:
1. You can't follow instructions
2. You don't know your tools
11. Do not go on Next Food Network Star if:
1. You panic in front of a camera
2. You can't be concise
12. Do not go on Chopped if:
1. You are going to argue with the judges
2. You have a limited familiarity with culinary products
13. Do not go on SoYTYCDance  if:
1. You can't take choreography
2. You have an issue with the opposite sex
14. Do not go on any SINGING contest if:
1. You can't sing
2. You can't handle a critique
3. You can't memorize lyrics
4. You're tone deaf
15. Do not go on  Cupcake Wars if:
1. You are slow
2. You can't adapt
16. Do not go on HGTV's Design Star if:
1. You can't see the whole picture
2. You have no original ideas of your own
3. You have a horrible camera presence
4. You can't work with others

There are some suggestions for all the would be contestants on these shows & other similar shows.  Please take note of them or try out for my favorite reality show.

Cya